Sunday, March 26, 2006

We Used to be Friends...A Long Time Ago

That is the title of my favorite song by The Dandy Warhols, and it's also the ringtones for a few people on my phone list.

I thought were were friends. Didn't we share secrets that were never meant to be told? Didn't we used to hang out back in high school and you used to pay for my lunch when I didn't have any money with me on some days? Well, I thought we were. And now you're being a bitch and won't reply to my comments I left on your Orkut account. I know you've been through a lot recently. I feel like so narcisstic because you've been through so much shit, and I'm making a mountain out of a molehill. What stung the most, however, was not what I did but that you deleted me from your friend's list.

It's amazing that with all this technology a friendship formed in a few days can be broken in a second.

It was nice knowing you.

Have a nice life.



On another note:

Dear Gorgeous Guy With Even More Gorgeous Hair,

Everyone knows you were hot when we were freshmen in high school. You don't need to keep reminding us that you still are by always posting your lastest modeling pictures.

Sincerely, Me.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

You're Beautiful

James Blunt, the new English sensation who has girls dreaming of a day when they will find a man who will sing “You’re Beautiful” to them, appeared on Oprah’s talk show today. Oprah asked him what his inspiration for his hit song was; he said he saw his ex on the subway and their eyes met. She was with her new boyfriend. James and she didn’t exchange words, but their eyes said it all. James never saw her after that.

Now every woman who’s reading this say “Awwww!” My feminist side says I don’t need a man to complete me, but sometimes I do believe I’d be happier if I knew someone loved me.